

Battle of the Narrators Claudia ranBattle of the Narrators by ~raveninkwell
Oh, Damn. Thats much too far. Flip back, silly. Flip back.
Sorry. Here?
No. Farther.
Here?
No, no. The beginning, Dolt, the beginning. You have to see the beginning first. God, youd think youd never done this bef
All right. Ive got it. Ive got it.
Excellent. Now, as the story goes
Claudia ran.
Oh. So this is where it begins. Well done then.
Idiot.
If youre going to be rude
No. No. Ive got it. Here. She was running, right? She was running to the neighbors house because it was already late and shed forgotten to go over there ea


Random Haikus Scaly dragons fly,Random Haikus by ~raveninkwell
They spew fire everywhere.
I am afraid, now.
Red can be lucky,
So I have heard, not sure where.
Where is my red shirt?
Summer sun flies high,
High above the suburbs.
It burns all the grass.
A nest of rabbits
They are in my yard right now.
Dont go near the cat.
An open window,
Drafty wind makes me shiver.
I cant get it closed.
Where are my haikus?
They are very hard to find
Because they are short.
Freeverse poetry,
Some say rhyming is harder.
I can believe them.
Yellow butterflies,
They go, flower to flower.
Most of them are white.
My older brother.
He


Superstition and Atheism I am sure that a great many of you have considered the possibility of life on other planets, but I wonder how many of you understand that there is definite life on other planets as sure as there is gravity on this one.Superstition and Atheism by ~raveninkwell
It was the seventh day of my eleven day winter break. As, I am sure, none of you are aware, that is a very dangerous combination of numbers. I will not get into the connection between numbers and dimensions, now. Just know that it exists and that you should be aware enough to not do anything stupid, say, the seventh of November or the eleventh of July. Watch out for the thirteenth, too, and embrace twelve like it is your lost
Money Bags by ~pcsamurai

Compromised Assume, she said, that you have a cat inside a box.Compromised by ~utterlydeviant
I was painting her. Given my choice, Id have taken a thick slice of silence with my art, but I thought that if she was completely quiet for the whole time, her head would explode and models this perfect were hard to find. She was a master at being perfectly still (except her incessantly moving lips), even in impossible contortions.
No science in the studio, I mumbled belatedly, more absorbed in my work than her conversation. No matter: she was always happiest rattling along about her own thoughts, feeling all th
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Jesus Christ was born and raised in the Middle East. So, if he were alive today, he'd probably be on the U.S. Terrorist Watch List.
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just so you don't think i'm some crazy random person ^^' lol
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They say there's a heaven for those who will wait
Some say it's better but I say it ain't
I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints
the Sinners are much more fun...
-- Only The Good Die Young; Billy Joel
I can't really remember what tipped me off though. What's michiko from?
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"For every one good work, you will have at least ten crappy ones."
-CKC, my stand buddy, who I believe got it from her art teacher.
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They say there's a heaven for those who will wait
Some say it's better but I say it ain't
I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints
the Sinners are much more fun...
-- Only The Good Die Young; Billy Joel
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"For every one good work, you will have at least ten crappy ones."
-CKC, my stand buddy, who I believe got it from her art teacher.
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"It was the mothman, wasn't it?"
..."It's always the Mothman."
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"For every one good work, you will have at least ten crappy ones."
-CKC, my stand buddy, who I believe got it from her art teacher.